Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
He traveled a lot.
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What British bugs are the best singers?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?