Why are farmers so laid-back?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?