Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?