Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How do you arrest a pig?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.