What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do bees buzz?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?