Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What is the most adorable season?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why was the math book sad?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?