Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?