Why was the bee sad?
It got a c in spelling.
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why is spring the oddest season?