How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the confused bee say?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?