What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Which family member has tusks?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?