What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to sweep!
What did autumn say to summer?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why are turtles so shy?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?