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Why was the man stuck at the party?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
