Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?