Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which animal will never go bald?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?