What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a household of counselors?