What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What shape has a knighthood?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Where does breakfast live?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?