What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do math teachers eat?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?