How does the moon cut her hair?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why was the mime upset?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?