Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What game do mice love to play?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?