Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?