What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?