What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?