Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?