What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?