What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?