What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?