Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What school subject really rocks?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?