What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?