What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
When do mice play every day?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?