Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's the friendliest national park?