What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Just-ice.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Which insect makes the best father?
What is the strongest animal?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?