Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
Which fly makes films?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?