What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?