What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which bug is related to you?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the snake name his daughter?