Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?