Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?