What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the confused bee say?
How does a witch play loud music?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why is the beach so confident?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?