What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why are frogs always happy?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?