Why are puppies so flexible?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?