How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
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Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How does dinner smell?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is the most faithful insect?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's the most athletic footwear?