Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do rhinos charge?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?