Why are English teachers so smart?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?