Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why is summer always sad?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the fish blush?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Where do hands go on vacation?
How do you care for a sick bird?