What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do elves learn in school?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?