Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How does dinner smell?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What was the first animal in space?