What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What animal has the most fun?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Which animal is the most religious?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Where does breakfast live?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?