What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
What country has the most fish?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?