Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
It doesn't work for me.
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What's the slowest 5k?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?