Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
How do scientists freshen their breath?