What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do fish use for glasses?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?