Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
To a granola bar!
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?