What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why do magicians score well in exams?