Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
They are in a stable relationship.
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call hiking college students?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?