Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?