What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How is life like toilet paper?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Which state has the best streets?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you give an angry rhino?