What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What animal loves a baseball game?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?