What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's the richest basketball team?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?