What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why were the atoms always hungry?