What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Where was Noah born?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What nationality are most fish?