Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What are you studying in math?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Where do kittens go to school?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What animal has more lives than a cat?