What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do rhinos charge?
What bird is always sad?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?