Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you give a sick pig?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What tree has the most bark?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why are stones so good at music?