What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What's the friendliest national park?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?