What type of flower grows up too fast?
A son-flower.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call a small mom?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How do you get to Tooth Island?