What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?