What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do surfers go to school?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's the ocean's favorite song?