Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?