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Because it had cloudy vision.
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What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
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