Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why is winter considered holy?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?