What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What day is your mom always right?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do basketball players like cookies?