What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?