What do math teachers eat?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the foal cough?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?