Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Where was Noah born?